We have come so far in technology…the roomba, Alexis, reusable picture hangers, Dippin Dots. As the shark approaches its victim, the doll dips below the surface like a barrel from the Orca, and boom goes the dynamite! The attack gore is hit or miss but when it hits, it’s really fun!īut then they decide to show the sharks for the rest of the film. You don’t see the shark but rather see a floating pile of debris moving along at a sharky pace, topped off by a soggy and very creepy doll’s head. One of the movie’s shining moments comes when the sharks are first noticed by the group.
There is suspense and tension, the water is dark and mysterious, the sharks are sneaky and spooky. They throw in a few red shirts to give the sharks some snacks while we tediously get to know these people.įor a good amount of the film, the sharks are hidden and I like it sooooo much better that way. All of our main folks end up atop the shelves and freezers and cars.
#SHARKS 3D SYFY MOVIE MOVIE#
The movie sets up a bunch of characters’ back stories so you already know who the main ensemble is going to be when the shit hits the shopping cart.Ī freak tsunami ravages the unfortunately placed grocery store and it floods with the ocean and its denizens, including a couple white pointers and they’re big-uns! My eyebrow was already raised in skepticism that anything good could come from this movie, but Julian McMahon was all soaking wet by this time, so I was watching (wink). Then we fast forward to the dude now, life in shambles, fiance gone, a deep seeded hatred of all things sharky, and a job at Oceania Food Mart. We are treated to the first attack scene complete with an extreme close up of the shoddy quality CGI sharks we can expect from this masterpiece. The main dude is a lifeguard who sees his friend eaten way back in the day, like two months ago. So I settled in for what I could only assume would be the most profound cinematic experience of my lifetime. Also Julian McMahon from Nip/Tuck is in it and I have kind of a thing for him (have you seen Nip/Tuck? Me-ow!). This is a movie about sharks in a grocery store.
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